"Subtract 3" MSPT Pack
$25.99
Powered by the latest in command technology, this pack will reduce the MSPT of YOUR server by a whopping 3ms! You will recieve the codes to activate this pack within 24 hours of purchase. 100% guaranteed to work or your money back!
Felipe Trap
$9.99
Tired of Felipe ruining your server? This trap will ensure that he never comes back! With the power of peanuts and this, you can finally rid your server of this menace.
"ohyeah.wav" OST Vinyl Record
$49.99
The long-awaited vinyl release for the "ohyeah.wav" series is finally here! Get all your favorite tracks from the series in one place. This limited edition release is sure to be a hit with all of the fans at home.
21 Max TPS Upgrade Kit
$5.99
20 tps is old and archaic. With the 21 Max TPS Upgrade Kit, boost your server's power into the stratosphere!
Villager Lobotomy Kit
$1.99
Tired of those godless villagers lagging your server? With our Villager Lobotomy Kit, you too can trick yourself into thinking the MSPT has improved!!!
Ages 12+, Not for Player Use
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Lily Ultrasonic Repeller
$1.99
Uses state of the art nuclear technology to keep Lily out of the basement. No more Reissmann background noise!!
Potential harm to pets and Maxwells
Felipe Mahecha Body Pillow
$249.99
For the most degenerate of freaks. This is the missing piece that will make your mancave the place to be!! Limited time offer, get yours now while supplies last.